disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via seasofblood)


adreamblurredtransparencyofearth:

i want them to play this so so bad on thursday….

(Source: cameronmx)


bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

blowjcb:

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

(Source: blowjcb, via punkmonksteven)


not all straight white men are the same!!

phantom-limb-casturbation:

cooldudebro:

i was raised by eels. i can sing in their language. come and join me in my underwater palace and i will serenade you with every song from The Jungle Book. im not like the others. be my eel bride. 

Finally someone said it



moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER
mozaikmage:

trashy-prince:

little-jonny-hairflips:


My sister has a bearded dragon and they typically eat crickets, but they’ll eat mice occasionally as well. She bought this mouse a week ago and the first day, the bearded dragon put the mouse in his mouth and the mouse squeaked so he spit it out… and he’s never tried to eat it again! Now they’re friends and the mouse sleeps on his back and head and even moved some wood chips over to where the bearded dragon sleeps so he would have a bed too! It’s so cute. 

i want a pet who has a pet!

it’s his familiar

It’s a petpet